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 Religion et stupidite
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   01-24-05 02:00
Ok, j'en ai assez. Assez de conneries base sur des reflexions du style "La Bible/Corhan/etc/whatever a le dernier mot". Si je pete ma coche (comme c'est le cas la), je vais faire un reply a ce message. Malheureusement j'en ai laisse plein passe dans le passe, mais on va les oublier pour l'instant. Il faut quand meme pas trop tourner le fer dans la plaie.

Pour la premiere stupidite:

Dobson = Satan?

"Today, CNN has a story with the headline: "Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video" which states in pertinent part: " least two Christian activist groups say the innocent cartoon characters are being exploited to promote the acceptance of homosexuality." Dobson, according to the CNN article, objects to the idea of a "tolerance pledge" that asks people to respect the sexual identity of others along with their abilities, beliefs, culture and race, because it "crosses a moral line.""

Hoooo, haaaaa. On a plus le droit d'etre tolerant maintenant? Ok, je suis intolerant.... Fuck you Dobson.

 Evolution Takes a Back Seat in U.S. Classes
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   02-03-05 02:03

"But he said he believed the practice of avoiding the topic was widespread, particularly in districts where many people adhere to fundamentalist faiths."

"Americans, he said, have been evenly divided for years on the question of evolution, with about 45 percent accepting it, 45 percent rejecting it and the rest undecided."

"In other industrialized countries, Dr. Miller said, 80 percent or more typically accept evolution, most of the others say they are not sure and very few people reject the idea outright."

""In Japan, something like 96 percent accept evolution," he said. Even in socially conservative, predominantly Catholic countries like Poland, perhaps 75 percent of people surveyed accept evolution, he said. "It has not been a Catholic issue or an Asian issue," he said."

 Holy S**t! It's fascist picture story time!!
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   02-12-05 03:34

Si c'est un Hoax, c'est vraiment un des plus incroyables que j'ai vu. Mais on ne dirait pas. Evidemment, tout le monde sait que les States ont une politique etrangere tres effluencee par les Born again Christians. Mais c'est assez IN-YA-FACE comme demonstration.

"And if you still try to tell me this administration will not attack Iran, there is no way I would remotely believe you. And I even question how they will manage to do such an insane thing. Instead of a draft (at least for the mean time), we have such sick invasion of places of worship? I am not sure which is worse."

 Conversion totale
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   02-24-05 05:40

"Roe v. Wade, 410 U.S. 113 (1973) was the landmark United States Supreme Court decision which established that laws against abortion violate a constitutional right to privacy, overturning more than 100 years of judicial precedent and all 50 of the state laws outlawing or restricting abortion. It remains one of the most controversial decisions in Supreme Court history."

"In an interesting turn of events, "Jane Roe," whose real name is Norma McCorvey, became a member of the pro-life movement following her conversion to Christianity, and now fights to make abortion illegal"


 Shrek character is latest target of anti-gay religious group
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   02-26-05 01:17

" Shrek 2 is the latest animated film title to be "outed" by Christian fundamentalists in the U.S."

" The article then proceeds to describe one of the characters, an "evil" bartender (voiced by Larry King) who is a male-to-female transgender in transition and who expresses a sexual desire for Prince Charming."

"In another identified scene, Shrek and Donkey need rescuing from a dungeon by Pinocchio and his nose, which is made to extend as an escape bridge by getting the wooden boy to lie about not wearing women's underwear."

" Christian activists have also targeted SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney the dinosaur and Sesame Street's Bert & Ernie as children's characters who are conduits for a soft-on-gays message."

"Just last month, the American Family Association took exception to the makers of a new video being distributed to thousands of U.S. elementary schools and which the organization said used characters like SpongeBob and Barney to indoctrinate children into a homosexual lifestyle. "

Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   02-26-05 01:19

"GEORGE Bush has banned Camilla Parker Bowles from the White House - because she is a divorcee."

"But the US President - a notoriously right-wing Christian and reformed alcoholic - told aides it was "inappropriate" for him to be playing host to the newly-weds, who are both divorcees."

 Christian Evangelical Cyborgs
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   03-19-05 15:23

"Now Playing: TBN cable television here in Austin
*My, you don't see that every day. It's kids'
Bible adventures complete with cybernetic
implants and Jesus-centric UFOs. And it's
ten years old. "

 Controversial German Cardinal Elected Pope
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-19-05 15:31


As John Paul's doctrinal overseer, Ratzinger disciplined Latin American "liberation theology" theologians, denounced homosexuality and gay marriage and pressured Asian priests who saw non-Christian religions as part of God's plan for humanity.

In a document in 2000, he branded other Christian churches as deficient -- shocking Anglicans, Lutherans and other Protestants in ecumenical dialogue with Rome for years.

Ratzinger was the oldest cardinal to be named pope since Clement XII, who was also 78 when he became pope in 1730. He is the first German pope since Victor II (1055-1057).

Before the conclave door shut on Monday, Ratzinger made a final appeal to his fellow electors to protect traditional teachings and to shun the "dictatorship of relativism." "

Il semble donc qu'on aura plein de choses a dire pour les annees a venir dans ce fil de discussion "Religion et stupidite"

Un smiley approprie pour la cisconstance.... >:-)

 Jesus Hates Rides
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-20-05 02:38

Mes favoris listes avec grand sarcasme dans le site plus haut:

"The British Are Joining In the Fun Too! A Christian Theme park in Yorkshire is being planned where Disney meets the Bible featuring a lifesize Noah's ark! Wow!",2763,1443745,00.html

"The Holy Land Experience beckons you with all sorts of exhibits, but I want to go there for the cuisine. A Jaffa Hot Dog, a Goliath Burger, (both served with fries) a healthy Centurian Salad, or how about a Tabgha Tuna Sandwhich with a pickle spear? Yum."

Mais le bout de la marde, c'est:

"Creation Museum Coming soon to Kentucky but near Cincinnati.
"Explore the wonders of creation. The imprint of the Creator is all around us. And the Bible‚??s clear‚??heaven and earth in six 24-hour days, earth before sun, birds before lizards. Other surprises are just around the corner. Adam and apes share the same birthday. The first man walked with dinosaurs and named them all! God‚??s Word is true, or evolution is true. No millions of years. There‚??s no room for compromise." The stargazers room is the big attraction. You can witness that there was NO big bang!"

***Witness*** that there was NO big bang???!?!?! WTF? ROTFLMAO.

 Darwin on trial: Evolution hearings open in Kansas
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   05-08-05 03:19

"They are offering an answer that may be in conflict with religious views," Harris said in opening the debate. "Part of our overall goal is to remove the bias against religion that is currently in schools. This is a scientific controversy that has powerful religious implications."

Au moins ici on est dans la bonne voie.... enlever la religion des ecoles.

 We're All Rushdie Now
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   05-08-05 03:34

"Victor Hugo wrote, "There is in every village a torch: the
schoolmaster -- and an extinguisher: the parson." We need
more teachers and fewer priests in our lives because, as
James Joyce once said, "There is no heresy or no philosophy
which is so abhorrent to the church as a human being." But
perhaps the great American lawyer Clarence Darrow put the
secularist argument best of all. "I don't believe in God,"
he said, "because I don't believe in Mother Goose.""

 Christian Cheerleading Association
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   05-10-05 00:57

"CCA (Christian Cheerleaders of America) is a non-profit organization for the purpose of ministering to Christian schools by encouraging excellence in Christian Cheerleading and service to the Savior."


J'aime bien l'image qu'il donne pour les "Satan's Cheerleaders" >:-)

 J√©sus ne parle pas √† la presse
Author: AirBete 
Date:   05-11-05 10:23,10102,0,052005,1027509.php

 Libertyville Abortion Demonstration
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   07-13-05 00:21

OMFG. Avortement illegal avec comme consequence d'avoir a faire face au jugement de Dieu??!?!?! Ostie que le monde est crinque. Trop drole de les voir patiner. Trop fort... pratiquement invraisemblable.

 Pope Opposes Harry Potter Novels
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   07-14-05 00:40

"In a letter dated March 7, 2003 Cardinal Ratzinger thanked Kuby for her "instructive" book Harry Potter - gut oder böse (Harry Potter- good or evil?), in which Kuby says the Potter books corrupt the hearts of the young, preventing them from developing a properly ordered sense of good and evil, thus harming their relationship with God while that relationship is still in its infancy."


Post Edited (07-13-05 23:40)

 Katrina Sent to "Purge Wickedness from the City"
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-09-05 08:08

"Rev. Bill Shanks, pastor of New Covenant Fellowship of New Orleans, also sees God's mercy in the aftermath of Katrina -- but in a different way. Shanks says the hurricane has wiped out much of the rampant sin common to the city.

The pastor explains that for years he has warned people that unless Christians in New Orleans took a strong stand against such things as local abortion clinics, the yearly Mardi Gras celebrations, and the annual event known as "Southern Decadence" -- an annual six-day "gay pride" event scheduled to be hosted by the city this week -- God's judgment would be felt.

‚??New Orleans now is abortion free. New Orleans now is Mardi Gras free. New Orleans now is free of Southern Decadence and the sodomites, the witchcraft workers, false religion -- it's free of all of those things now," Shanks says. "God simply, I believe, in His mercy purged all of that stuff out of there -- and now we're going to start over again.""

 Things Creationists Hate
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-10-05 12:10

Un excellent paragraphe:
" Ice Ages

Very inconvenient! They have to have occurred since the Flood, since, according to creationists, the surface of the Earth was reworked by the Flood (to create, for instance, the Grand Canyon practically overnight), which would have messed up all those marks of glaciers on the landscape. That means mile-thick ice sheets had to advance and retreat again and again, across half the Northern Hemisphere, with the speed of freight trains. (As with plate tectonics, some creationists seem to have abandoned complete denial of ice ages [even though they're never mentioned in the Bible {How could the true history of the world miss those?}], and acknowledged a single ice age, which had to have occurred within historical times.) "

Freight trains... LOL!

 Societies worse off 'when they have God on their side'
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-10-05 12:13,,1-2-1798944-2,00.html

"The study counters the view of believers that religion is necessary to provide the moral and ethical foundations of a healthy society."

"‚??In general, higher rates of belief in and worship of a creator correlate with higher rates of homicide, juvenile and early adult mortality, STD infection rates, teen pregnancy and abortion in the prosperous democracies."

"‚??The United States is almost always the most dysfunctional of the developing democracies, sometimes spectacularly so.‚?Ě"

 Is the Vatican really hiding a war criminal?
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-10-05 12:14

"I know it's kind of hard to believe that
"the Vatican" (whatever that is) would really do something
this bonkers, but you might Google up, say,
"Licio Gelli," "P-2 conspiracy," and "Operation Gladio.""


 cartoons musulmans controversees
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   02-01-06 23:59
Islam is no laughing matter. The Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten is being protected by security guards and several cartoonists have gone into hiding after the newspaper published a series of twelve cartoons

All across the Western world papers have begun to show the Danish cartoons [but not, apparently, the BBC].

images controversées...

Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   03-23-06 21:25

"Atheists are also the minority group most Americans are least willing to allow their children to marry."

C'est probablement réciproque.

"Many of the study‚??s respondents associated atheism with an array of moral indiscretions ranging from criminal behavior to rampant materialism and cultural elitism."

rampant materialism... hmm, comme la cité du Vatican peut-être?

"view of atheists as self-interested individuals who are not concerned with the common good.‚?Ě

HAHAHHAHAHHAH, yeah, right, les religieux sont vraiment plus "concerned with the common good". En autant que ça implique de se faire sauter (littéralement) ou de sauter des petits gars.

 video Muslim Protesters
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   03-23-06 21:28

 Population selon la religion, par province et territoire
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-02-06 13:34

5939715/7125580 etaient catholiques au Quebec en 2001. Yeah fucking right. C'est avec des chiffres comme ca qu'on donne de l'importance a ces religions qui ne devraient pas en avoir autant.

 Farting Preacher 5
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-13-06 10:04

OMG, trop hot! >:)

 Jesus: I will survive
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-18-06 09:47!?v=0aAVZUF-ZIM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2F

 Westboro Baptist Church
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   04-24-06 20:08

 how bananas prove the existence of God
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   04-28-06 16:44

 Re: how bananas prove the existence of God
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-28-06 17:09
Wow, ca serait tellement a double sens s'il ne s'identifiait pas comme un preacher.... ;-)

 Google Trends
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   05-28-06 12:46

" "sex" and click search. Look at the results and you‚??ll notice that 6 out of 10 are Muslim countries with Pakistan leading the way followed by Egypt, Iran, Morocco, Saudi Arabia, and Turkey. It gets better, type in "anal sex" and you‚??ll see the top 2 spots belong to Saudi Arabia and Turkey! How about searching on "fuck", you‚??ll see Iran and Pakistan way ahead of everyone on this baby! Go ahead and do another one, "ass fuck" and you‚??ll notice Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and Iran in front of everyone except Greece of course ;)"

oups, ass fuck donne Montreal 10ieme :)

 A PRIEST has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   08-31-06 21:17

Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-14-07 09:27

"In her speech, Griffin said that ‚??a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus.‚?Ě

She went on to hold up her Emmy and proclaimed, ‚??Suck it, Jesus. This award is my god now!‚?Ě"

Hehe, pas pire comme fin de speech ;-)

Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-15-07 12:42

"Officials at Nepal‚??s state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday."

 Bride grooming
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-15-07 13:18

"From PZ comes the news of the site, where you can [whore pimp enslave sell] Biblically engage your young teen daughter to any worthy man who can pony up the money!"

Post Edited (09-15-07 12:18)

 7 minutes of Truth
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-16-07 11:50

 Nebraska state senator sues God
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   09-18-07 20:06;_ylt=AlaFwmWCifI67orO8pHtYcGs0NUE


"He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty."

"Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants.""

 Catholic school board in Halton may ban HPV vaccination
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-20-07 09:05

"A recent letter from the conference of bishops encourages Catholic boards to remember that the virus is sexually transmitted, and that sex is "appropriate only" through marriage.

 Was John Paul II Euthanized?
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-23-07 12:46

 Islam Has Now Established Rules On How To Pray In Outer Space
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-23-07 12:49

"Because the space station circles the Earth 16 times a day, theoretically a Muslim would have to pray 80 times a day while staying there.
But the guidelines stipulate that the astronaut need only pray five times a day, just as on Earth, and that the times should follow the location where the spacecraft blasted off from ‚?? in this case, Baikonur in Russia."

 Shock at archbishop condom claim
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-28-07 10:28

"The head of the Catholic Church in Mozambique has told the BBC he believes some European-made condoms are infected with HIV deliberately."

""Condoms are not sure because I know that there are two countries in Europe, they are making condoms with the virus on purpose," he alleged, refusing to name the countries."

 Letters: Theology has no place in a university
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-03-07 08:50,1698,n,n

"We who doubt that "theology" is a subject at all, or who compare it with the study of leprechauns, are eagerly hoping to be proved wrong. Of course, university departments of theology house many excellent scholars of history, linguistics, literature, ecclesiastical art and music, archaeology, psychology, anthropology, sociology, iconology, and other worthwhile and important subjects. These academics would be welcomed into appropriate departments elsewhere in the university. But as for theology itself, defined as "the organised body of knowledge dealing with the nature, attributes, and governance of God", a positive case now needs to be made that it has any real content at all, and that it has any place in today's universities."

 The Word according to Dubya: 50 religious insights from George Bush
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-05-07 02:11

"1. I am driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan'. And I did. And then God would tell me 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq'. And I did. Sharm el-Sheikh August 2003"

"40. We have a calling from beyond the stars to stand for freedom, and America will always be faithful to that cause. Washington, D.C., Jan. 19, 2005"

"47. It's also important for people to know we never seek to impose our culture or our form of government. We just want to live under those universal values, God-given values. Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2002"

 OBJECTIVE: 4 Kidz with Lambuel!
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-15-07 22:01

Regardez en particulier le "Spiritual Safety Tip". Ha ben maudit, c'est moi tout crache ca!!! LOL

Evidemment le quiz "Creation Science Fun Facts!" est pas mal non plus! ;-)

Je crois qu'une couple de tete de "devil" est de mise >:-) >:-) >:-)La_Maudite wrote:

 Re: OBJECTIVE: 4 Kidz with Lambuel!
Author: Inorog 
Date:   10-16-07 00:43
Holy lamb! Mon cerveau est en train d'exploser.

"...Before the flood, there were less harmful radiations from the sun"

Je peux imaginer le garcon de 5 ans:
"Papa, papa, but why did god make the sun throw harmful radiation?"


 Creationisme au Canada
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-17-07 09:59

"The Alberta government has been quietly increasing funding to faith schools -- to 100 per cent in the case of "alternative" programs -- and allowing creationism to be taught alongside the Alberta curriculum. Currently, this movement is most visible in the Ontario election campaign where Conservative Leader John Tory has promised a free vote on funding for all faith schools, pointing to Alberta as an example.

In response to a question, Tory said, "You know it's still called the theory of evolution. But they teach evolution in the Ontario curriculum, but they also could teach the fact to the children that there are other theories that people have out there that are part of some Christian beliefs." His comments show a dismal lack of scientific literacy."

 Carte des religions
Author: ffn 
Date:   10-18-07 00:11

 Re: Creationisme au Canada
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-19-07 13:24
Au moins, certains journalistes au Canada prennent la position rationnelle.

Scott Rowed, For The Calgary Herald
Published: Tuesday, October 09, 2007

"The Alberta government has been quietly increasing funding to faith schools -- to 100 per cent in the case of "alternative" programs -- and allowing creationism to be taught alongside the Alberta curriculum. "

"Currently, this movement is most visible in the Ontario election campaign where Conservative Leader John Tory has promised a free vote on funding for all faith schools, pointing to Alberta as an example."

"Tory should clarify whether YEC or OEC would be the official government version of creationism. They cannot both be true -- logically either one is false or both are false. If Tory allows both, he will be using public funds to teach children at least one doctrine that he knows must be false."

"Should we reward them with taxpayers' money to pass on these wonderful insights to the next generation? Should our future leaders learn to smother their critical thinking and make decisions based on faith rather than evidence and reason? From Canada, we don't have to look too far south to see how tragic these faith-based decisions can be."

"Science and technology are the engines of our economy. If we indoctrinate our children with pseudo-science like creationism or intelligent design, or dumb down the curriculum to avoid "offending religious sensibilities,"we are robbing them of exciting careers and harming Canada's future scientific and economic power."

"Alberta Education officials say it's OK for religious schools to teach creationism as long as they also teach the Alberta curriculum. But, with evolution erased from the curriculum except in Biology 20, it means our provincial government accepts the "creationism-only" model for young children in publicly funded faith schools."

 Intelligent Design at University of Toronto
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-19-07 13:29

"People at toronto U actually enroled Denyse O‚??Leary (I hesitated a long time between laughter and screamings) as a teacher, for a course on Intelligent Design."

 Court deals symbolic blow to dying church in Spain
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-23-07 01:31

"The Roman Catholic Church in Spain has lost a year-long legal battle to prevent one of its members from formally deserting, opening the way for hundreds of potential apostates to leave."

On ne peut pas quitter? Ca ressemble de plus en plus a une secte...

Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-25-07 01:28

"Asteroid 1999 AN10 is predicted to come close to Earth in 2027 and 2039. NASA doesn‚??t think that it will hit. However there is evidence that it will - from the Bible."

 Everything that is was created 6,010 years ago TODAY!
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-25-07 01:46

"But the author of the book frequently described as the greatest history book ever written, said the world was created Oct. 23, 4004 B.C. ‚?? making it exactly 6,010 today."

Merde, j'ai oublie de feter ca!!! >:-)

P.S. Pourquoi le 23 Oct? Dieu aurait pas pu choisir le premier janvier? Ou un des solstices? ;-)

Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   11-07-07 01:05

Pour votre petite dose d'insanite quotidienne, trois videos intolerables ;-)

 Le r√īle important de la religion
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   11-21-07 02:18

On dirait que les dactylos, ca existe encore! ;-)

P.S. Il souligne la presentation exceptionnelle du maire de Saguenay.... ca donne une idee du contenu du torchon.

 Saudi gang-rape victim is jailed
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   11-21-07 02:33

"But the victim was also punished for violating Saudi Arabia's laws on segregation that forbid unrelated men and women from associating with each other. She was initially sentenced to 90 lashes for being in the car of a strange man."

"On appeal, the Arab News reported that the punishment was not reduced but increased to 200 lashes and a six-month prison sentence."

 Making libraries safe havens for the ignorant once again
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   11-26-07 15:41

"A Canadian school board has decided to remove Philip Pullman's books from its schools' shelves because people complained that the author is an atheist."

J'aime bien ces histoires d'integrisme religieux qui viennent du Canada. On est toujours en retard sur les States. Le Quebec est souvent en retard sur le reste du Canada dans ce domaine, dieu merci, si je puis m'exprimer ainsi ;-) Mais le courant s'en vient. Heureusement, la comission Bouchard-Taylor va probablement permettre d'attenuer la vague lorsqu'elle frappera le Quebec.

Le film "The Golden Compass" base sur le livre sortira bientot en salle. En contre-poid, le film "Expelled" va tenter de faire une propagande pro-creationisme.

Expelled, coming up fast:

Ca sera interessant de voir la reaction dans les medias. Now that's entertainment !! ;-)

 Re: Making libraries safe havens for the ignorant once again
Author: Inorog 
Date:   11-26-07 21:13
Les commentaires sur le blog qui presente "expelled" font rire pas a peu pres.

 Nurses Told to Turn Muslims' Beds to Mecca
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   12-05-07 09:24,1952,n,n

"OVERWORKED nurses have been ordered to stop all medical work five times every day to move Muslim patients' beds so they face towards Mecca."

"Last night critics slammed the procedure and claimed the NHS would be better off investing its resources in tackling killer superbugs such as C.diff and MRSA."

 Highway to hysteria
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   12-05-07 09:29,1950,n,n

"Obviously, to any brain-dead literal-minded pismire of an evangelical Christian, that is a reference to I-35, the interstate that cuts through Minnesota and Texas."

"Don't watch this video unless you've got an awesome tolerance for high-density super-concentrated stupid and dancing howling raving demented fuckwits."


Insane! ;-)

 It's not the ugly that offends, but the stupid
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   12-05-07 09:33

"And he's a Jehovah's Witness. You have to wonder what wretched, evil excuse for a human being among his church associates has been telling him that he shouldn't get this life-saving surgery because God wouldn't like it."

 Hop springs eternal
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   12-18-07 09:31

"The 80-year-old shaman, from a village in the Indian state of Andhra Pradesh, was famous for a right foot because it had healing powers, the Hindustan Times reported. But his fame became a curse when two strangers sought advice for medical problems.

‚??As the old man had the weakness of drinking, he accepted their invitation to have drinks with them,‚?Ě local police officer Pendakanti Dastgiri told the BBC. ‚??They took him to a deserted spot in the outskirts of the village. After the old man had passed out under the influence of liquor, they cut off his right leg from the knee,‚?Ě he said.

Local police have said the ‚??theft‚?Ě may have occurred because Mr Kondiah told too many people of the magical properties of his right leg."

 Pope's exorcist squads will wage war on Satan
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   12-31-07 00:23,2087,n,n

"The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism."

J'espere qu'ils ne chargent pas trop cher, ca pourrait etre interessant a essayer ;-)

 Magic mormon underwear
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   02-07-08 09:19

Mitt Romney a de moins en moins de chances de devenir president des States, mais il pourrait etre vice-president. On espere juste que ses sous-vetements nous protegeront tous!

 Re: Magic mormon underwear
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   02-07-08 20:44
OMG! hahqhahahahah. J'aime bien un des commentaires:

Mine have the odd Latin symbol "Hanes" stamped on them. They are magical too. Whenever I remove them I get naked. My wifes garments are magical too. When she takes hers off, my privates get bigger. It's magic.

 Religion and politics
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   02-08-08 10:21

Ca aurait pu aussi s'appeler "Pourquoi Mike Huckabee sera sur le ticket republicain".

C'est toujours deprimant de voir et entendre ce genre de choses, surtout quand c'est une jeune personne qui parle.

Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   02-15-08 01:25

"And the crime for which she is to be executed? Witchcraft. She is accused of casting a spell that caused a man to become impotent, and threatening to cause people to be possessed by dogs."

 Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   02-20-08 21:17
OMG, la suite:

 Israeli MP blames quakes on gays
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   02-23-08 02:05

" Israel decriminalised homosexuality in 1988 and has since passed several laws recognising gay rights.

Two earthquakes shook the region last week and a further four struck in November and December‚?¶

He called on lawmakers to stop ‚??passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes‚?Ě."

 Vatican lists "new sins," including pollution
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   03-10-08 22:29

Houra! Je vais enfin pouvoir me gloutonner comme je l'entends! Ou est-ce qu'il faut que je respecte aussi les anciens? Anyway, voici les nouveaux péchés:

1) Thou shall not pollute the Earth.
C'est un peu difficile... est-ce que c'est pas du tout, ou presque pas? Est-ce que le simple fait de flusher la toilette est un péché? Faudrait faire du compos avec? Est-ce que le pape composte? Tant de questions!
2) Thou shall beware genetic manipulation.
Ouais, j'avoue, faudrait pas arriver avec quelqu'un qui aurait des supers pouvoirs qui lui permetterait guérir les malades, marcher sur l'eau, créer des zombies ou de changer l'eau en vin...
3) largely uncharted world of bioethics.
4) stem cell research that involves destruction of embryos
5) against the prospect of human cloning.
C'est Rael qui va être déçu!
6) drug trafficking
hmm, donc l'√?glise va se s√©parer de tout ce qui est p√®gre/mafia/dictateurs?
7) social and economic injustices
Pauvre Vincent Lacroix, son calvaires ne fait que commencer!

 Re: Vatican lists "new sins," including pollution
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   03-11-08 10:54
La Fin du Monde wrote:

> Houra! Je vais enfin pouvoir me gloutonner comme je l'entends!
> Ou est-ce qu'il faut que je respecte aussi les anciens?

Bonne question. Je crois meme qu'il faut que tu suives ceux a venir ;-) L'autre question, c'est.... est-ce retroactif? ;-) >:-)

> 1) Thou shall not pollute the Earth.
> C'est un peu difficile... est-ce que c'est pas du tout, ou
> presque pas? Est-ce que le simple fait de flusher la toilette
> est un péché? Faudrait faire du compos avec? Est-ce que le
> pape composte? Tant de questions!

<sarcasme>Je pense que ca fait partie du grand plan. L'eglise n'a pas de raison d'etre si les etres humains ne font pas de peches. Tout le monde pollue (il faut bien s'alimenter et on ne peut pas tout conserver ca a l'interieur indefiniment quand meme!!! ;-), alors tout le monde est un pecheur qui doit se repentir, sinon il brulera (dans le grand incinerateur cosmique? Lien avec les dechets? ;-) Ils ont donc l'humanite entiere a convertir.</sarcasme>

En fait, on peut etre pour ou contre les "peches" individuellement. Le probleme, c'est qu'une organisation qui prone la non-utilisation de condons perd toute credibilite, et je dirais meme plus devrait etre pratiquement poursuivie pour attaque a la condition humaine. Alors evidemment qu'on s'en tappe totalement de ce qu'ils peuvent bien vouloir imposer comme regles. D'ailleurs ca me surprend qu'on ait pas le commandement "Thou shall not wear a capote" ;-)

 Re: Vatican lists "new sins," including pollution
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   03-11-08 22:45
La_Maudite wrote:
> En fait, on peut etre pour ou contre les "peches"
> individuellement. Le probleme, c'est qu'une organisation qui
> prone la non-utilisation de condons perd toute credibilite, et
> je dirais meme plus devrait etre pratiquement poursuivie pour
> attaque a la condition humaine. Alors evidemment qu'on s'en
> tappe totalement de ce qu'ils peuvent bien vouloir imposer
> comme regles. D'ailleurs ca me surprend qu'on ait pas le
> commandement "Thou shall not wear a capote" ;-)

"It holds mortal sins to be ‚??grave violations of the Ten Commandments and the Beatitudes‚?Ě, including murder, contraception, abortion, perjury, adultery and lust."

Hahahaha, contraception = peche MORTEL! Comme dit Daniel Pinard, tant qu'a faire un peche, faites-en un vrai, un MORTEL! ;-)

"The Catechism of the Catholic Church states that ‚??immediately after death the souls of those who die in a state of mortal sin descend into Hell‚?Ě."

Vous allez tous bruler une fraction de seconde apres votre dernier souffle ma gagne de damnes >:-)

‚??You offend God not only by stealing, blaspheming or coveting your neighbour‚??s wife, but also by ruining the environment, carrying out morally debatable scientific experiments, or allowing genetic manipulations which alter DNA or compromise embryos,‚?Ě he said."

Offend God?????? Comment peut-il etre offence s'il sait deja tout ce qui va se passer? Omniciense et Omnipotence.... mais offence. LOL.

> Ils ont donc l'humanite entiere a convertir.

"‚??Those who trust in themselves and in their own merits are, as it were, blinded by their own ‚??I‚??, and their hearts harden in sin. Those who recognise themselves as weak and sinful entrust themselves to God, and from Him obtain grace and forgiveness.‚?Ě"

Je vous l'avais dit! ;-) Mon coeur est dur parce que je ne suis pas mou si je comprends bien ;-)

 Indexed: The Vatican announces 7 NEW flavors of sin!
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   03-12-08 09:19

Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-17-08 19:13

Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-23-08 08:41

"A prominent cleric, Sheikh Youssef al-Qaradawy, said modern science had at last provided evidence that Mecca was the true centre of the Earth; proof, he said, of the greatness of the Muslim ‚??qibla‚?Ě - the Arabic word for the direction Muslims turn to when they pray."

 Mecca lecca no, Part 2
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-25-08 13:04

"The zero-magnetism stuff he says at about 2:00 minutes in is jaw-dropping. Compasses don‚??t work on the Equator? News to me! "

"According to him, gravity‚??s lower in Mecca, too. Cool. We should launch rockets from there."

"Clearly, Abd Al-Baset Sayyid is a crank. But he seems to get airtime, and that‚??s what makes me seriously unhappy. He has the right to emit as much nonsense as he wants, but I certainly wish TV shows wouldn‚??t let him do it to millions of people, just because his nonsense happens to align with their beliefs."

 Americans pray at the pump for cheaper petrol
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   05-19-08 14:28,2569,n,n

""Lord, come down in a mighty way and strengthen us so that we can bring down these high gas prices," Twyman said to a chorus of "amens"."

""Prayer is the answer to every problem in life. We call on God to intervene in the lives of the selfish, greedy people who are keeping these prices high," Twyman said on the forecourt of the petrol station in a neighbourhood of Washington that, like many of its residents, has seen better days. ""

 Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's h
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   07-04-08 12:47,2806,n,n

Je trouvais que ca faisait trop longtemps que je ne vous avais pas ecoeure avec la religion... et c'est pas les occasions qui ont manquees!!! ;-)

"A postcard featuring a cute puppy sitting in a policeman's hat advertising a Scottish police force's new telephone number has sparked outrage from Muslims."

Voyez-vous le probleme? Je ne le voyais pas...

En reaction a ce genre d'idiocies...
A secular world is a sane world:,2785,n,n

La derniere minute est pas mal en accord avec ma position. Tolerance envers la religion bien sur, mais il ne faut pas pour autant s'abstenir de mepriser la chose! ;-)

Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   07-09-08 18:24,2842,n,n

"For a student to disrupt Mass by taking the Body of Christ hostage--regardless of the alleged nature of his grievance--is beyond hate speech. That is why the UCF administration needs to act swiftly and decisively in seeing that justice is done. All options should be on the table, including expulsion."

Insanite totale.... comme d'habitude.

 The Great Desecration
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   07-24-08 15:49
La suite... trop long, mais ce n'est rien pour ce qui va suivre comme reaction.

 Church exorcism protected by First Amendment
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   07-30-08 14:05,2913,n,n

"A woman who claims she was injured during an exorcism performed by a Texas church group is reportedly planning to take her case to the US Supreme Court after state judges ruled the actions of the church were protected by the First Amendment. "

 McCain's VP Wants Creationism Taught in School
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-01-08 16:50,3052,n,n

 No atheist burials in Co Donegal
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-01-08 16:50,3046,n,n

 Pope Benedict outraged over sculpture of crucified frog
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-01-08 17:10

 Islam's war on freedom
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-04-08 15:11,3055,n,n

Via un des liens accompagnant le video:

"The Human Rights Council at the United Nations has now banned any criticism regarding Sharia Law and human rights in the Islamic World

According to President Doru Romulus Costea - and following the efforts of delegates from Egypt, Pakistan and Iran - the Council will no longer tolerate criticism of either Sharia or specific fatwas in the name of human rights. "

Absolument deprimant.

 Turkey bans Richard Dawkins website
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-18-08 15:25

"A Turkish court has banned internet users from viewing the official Richard Dawkins website after a Muslim creationist claimed its contents were defamatory and blasphemous. "

 Family Horrified By "Satan's Car" Parked In Front Of Their House
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-27-08 12:12

"The car is like the spawn of the devil, it couldn't look more evil if it tried. The only way it could look worse would be if it had horns."

Post Edited (10-27-08 11:12)

 They prayed before a statue of a golden bull on Wall Street.
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-31-08 11:55

"We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the 'Lion's Market,' or God's control over the economic systems. While we do not have the full revelation of all this will entail, we do know that without intercession, economies will crumble."

 Somalia: Rape Victim Executed
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   10-31-08 12:08,3287,n,n

"A woman was stoned to death for adultery on Monday in an Islamist-controlled region of Somalia. Somali human rights officials said the woman, 23, had been raped, but the Islamist authorities determined that she was guilty of adultery. She was buried up to her neck and stoned after a crowd of thousands gathered at a soccer field in the town of Kismayu, which is controlled by the Shabab, a radical Islamist group. "

 Stoning victim 'begged for mercy'
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   11-15-08 19:05,3301,n,n

"Human rights group Amnesty International says the victim was a 13-year-old girl who had been raped."

"Initial reports had said she was a 23-year-old woman who had confessed to adultery before a Sharia court."

"She was asked several times to review her confession but she stressed that she wanted Sharia law and the deserved punishment to apply, they said. "


"Numerous eye-witnesses say she was forced into a hole, buried up to her neck then pelted with stones until she died in front of more than 1,000 people last week."

""They said: 'We will do what Allah has instructed us'. She said: 'I'm not going, I'm not going. Don't kill me, don't kill me.'

Hallucinant et triste.

Post Edited (11-16-08 00:26)

 Bill Maher's final comment from Religulous
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   12-26-08 18:26

 Catholic school teacher fired for marrying outside the rules
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   12-31-08 14:01

"“As a general matter, religious institutions are free to engage in religious discrimination in employment,” said Ira C. Lupu, a professor of law at the George Washington University Law School."


 Church of Maradona
Author: Inorog 
Date:   01-29-09 07:32

Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   03-07-09 14:50

"Quick! What do the following kinds of people have in common?

* Rebel
* Hypocrite
* Masturbator
* Atheist
* Slave
* Diva
* Fornicator
* Porn Addict
* Homosexual

Answer below the fold.

The answer is: they are all bad. If you fit into any of these categories, you should recognize your shortcomings and change.

At least, that’s what I learned from, website of the Passion for Christ Movement. (Via, and also.) And once you successfully have overcome your shortcomings, let the world know with these snazzy T-shirts!"

 Re: Ex-
Author: Inorog 
Date:   03-08-09 11:29
Stupidement malicieux mais tr√?¬®s rus√?¬©. Les perpetrateurs de la campagne savent qu'ils ne changeront personne, mais comptent au moins de faire du bel argent en vendant aux gens qui se moquent de ces cat√?¬©gorisations et veulent en afficher leur moquerie avec, justement, les t-shirts. :-)

 We're surrounded! (pareidolia)
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   03-11-09 12:25

"Uh-oh: this guy is everywhere."


 Re: Religion et stupidite
Author: Inorog 
Date:   04-01-09 23:01

Faut lire aussi les commentaires!

 Congressman: God Decides When 'The Earth Will End'
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-16-09 10:24,3741,n,n

Completement insane.

 Re: Congressman: God Decides When 'The Earth Will End'
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   04-16-09 21:28
Dans le premier video, regarde la femme a droite (environ 25 secondes du debut)... priceless. J'espere que c'etait pas son attache de presse, parce qu'elle a du perdre sa job pour avoir rit de son boss :D

 The Most Intense Website Intro Ever
Author: ffn 
Date:   04-21-09 15:40
The Most Intense Website Intro Ever

Et tout ca au nom de dieu bien sur ...

Post Edited (04-21-09 15:41)

 Re: The Most Intense Website Intro Ever
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-22-09 08:55

Y'a quelqu'un qui avait perdu sa job dans une compagnie de jeux videos et qui s'est recycle dans les eglises ;-)

 Church members sue over perks and pay package for preacher
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   04-23-09 10:31

"$600,000 in annual compensation"

A ce prix, je suis pret a me convertir pour quelques annees ;-)

 Evangelical Soldiers Hunting Muslims for Jesus
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   05-11-09 10:50

 Creationist (heh) Astronomy (HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha)
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   05-22-09 10:28

"I watched the Jupiter video until all I could hear was a loud buzzing sound punctuated by the word "evolution". Last I recall, evolution was the change in allele frequency over time… Jupiter has chromosomes? Are creationists that confused?"


 Men in fancy hats set their priorities
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   05-23-09 10:27

"For Jesus, the inability to believe in God and to live by faith is the greatest of evils."

"So Richard Dawkins and I are far greater evils than the goatish Christian Brothers who raped young boys in their care? Well, gosh, thanks, I think."

 Guilty, guilty, guilty
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   05-23-09 10:35

"A jury Friday found a central Wisconsin mother guilty of killing her 11-year-old daughter by praying for her to heal instead of rushing her to a doctor."

 Dear Lord Your ***** Kidding Me Right?
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   06-30-09 14:08

 Genesis 19, total insanity
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   07-13-09 22:39
J'avais jamais lu Genese 19, mais j'en avais entendu parlé pas mal. Comme disais un post que j'ai vu "total insanity"

Le texte complet, la version King James. C'est pas très long, mais c'est assez explicite (y'a pas vraiment d'embiguité);&version=31;

La version imagé youtube (he, on est en 2009 après tout)

Je sais pas quelle version est la plus "total insanity", mais quand même, le video est pas mal

Pis tant qu'à y etre, y'en a pleins d'autres aussi comique de ce même genre là, avec le texte de la King James version cette fois ci :

[edit]oups, c'est la "nouvelle version internationnale"... la king james est moins pire un peu... c'est assez interessant quand meme, y'a pas mal de versions sur le site BibleGateway:

New international version: 5 They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them."
New American Standard Bible: Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us that we may have relations with them."
King James Version: Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them
Holman Christian Standard Bible: They called out to Lot and said, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Send them out to us so we can have sex with them!"
La Bible du Semeur: Ils appel√®rent Loth et lui demand√®rent: ---O√Ļ sont ces hommes qui sont venus chez toi cette nuit? Am√®ne-les nous pour que nous couchions avec eux!

Post Edited (07-13-09 22:52)

 Re: Genesis 19, total insanity
Author: blacklight 
Date:   07-18-09 09:19
Les differentes traductions de la bible essaient de masquer l'absurdite historique de beaucoup de textes.

Dans Genesis19 version "normale", c'est moins explicite en effet << Bring them out to us, so that we can "know" them >>

Toutefois, dans le livre de Samuel. Ce qui est habituellement decrit par le terme vague de "tumeurs" est plus explicite dans certaines bibles francaises:

"Mais apr√®s qu'elle eut √©t√© transport√©e, la main de l'√?ternel fut sur la ville, et il y eut une tr√®s grande consternation; il frappa les gens de la ville depuis le petit jusqu'au grand, et ils eurent une √©ruption d'h√©morro√Įdes.";&version=2;

Post Edited (07-18-09 09:20)

 Re: Genesis 19, total insanity
Author: La Fin du Monde 
Date:   07-19-09 00:34
c'est de mieux en mieux... un des comic de The Far Left Side

avec le passage dans la New International Version ezekiel 23:20;&version=31;

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

ok, trop de détails... faut croire que la bible servait aussi comme Playboy/harlequin dans le temps...

Louis Segond: "Elle s'est enflamm√©e pour des impudiques, Dont la chair √©tait comme celle des √Ęnes, Et l'approche comme celle des chevaux."
Bible du semeur: Elle s'est enflamm√©e d'un d√©sir passionnel pour leurs hommes d√©bauch√©s ayant des membres d'√Ęne et qui ont l'ardeur d'√©talons.

 Re: Genesis 19, total insanity
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   07-21-09 12:43
La Fin du Monde wrote:
> Pis tant qu'à y etre, y'en a pleins d'autres aussi comique de
> ce même genre là, avec le texte de la King James version cette
> fois ci :

Hehe, pas mal comme liste.

> ---O√Ļ sont ces hommes qui sont venus chez toi cette nuit?
> Amène-les nous pour que nous couchions avec eux!

C'est bien connu que l'on doit tirer notre moralite des textes sacres. Hahahaha. Je connaissais (vaguement), mais ca fait toujours rire de relire ca (ou pleurer quand on pense qu'une grande proportion de l'humanite tire sa moralite de tels textes). Et evidemment, ce n'est qu'un exemple. Par exemple, Pi = 3 dans la bible ;-) (Bon, j'ai pas verifie, mais j'ai deja entendu parle de ca a quelquepart. )

 Re: Genesis 19, total insanity
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   07-21-09 12:44
blacklight wrote:
> "Mais apr√®s qu'elle eut √©t√© transport√©e, la main de l'√?ternel
> fut sur la ville, et il y eut une très grande consternation; il
> frappa les gens de la ville depuis le petit jusqu'au grand, et
> ils eurent une √©ruption d'h√©morro√Įdes."


 Flying rabbis fight swine flu
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   08-16-09 22:04

 Papal blessing sought to halt the melting of the Aletsch glacier
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   08-17-09 02:06

""We should pray that our glacier does not melt any further, but instead grows, and that the most important thing in life, water, remains well preserved" Venetz said."

Post Edited (08-17-09 02:06)

 Model to be caned for drinking beer
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   08-20-09 10:10,4193,n,n

 Penn & Teller take on the Catholic Church
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   08-31-09 02:21

Penn & Teller take on the Catholic Church

 Smarm + Creationist Math = Smath
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-02-09 23:08

"You might also wonder where he got his growth rate of 0.456%. He made it up. It happens to be the number that, assuming a starting population of 8 4500 years ago, you get a final population of 6.5 billion now."

Hahahaha. Ostie que le monde est pathetique.

 Bill Maher - Biblically Incorrect
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-11-09 18:31
Tres long, mais j'ai rit de bon coeur tout le long. Attention, NOT SAFE FOR WORK si ca peut vous interesser de le savoir avant de cliquer ;-)

Part 1/8

Part 2/8

Part 3/8

Part 4/8

Part 5/8

Part 6/8

Part 7/8

Part 8/8

 Charles Darwin film 'too controversial for religious America'
Author: La_Maudite 
Date:   09-18-09 01:38

""The film has no distributor in America. It has got a deal everywhere else in the world but in the US, and it's because of what the film is about. People have been saying this is the best film they've seen all year, yet nobody in the US has picked it up. "

 "Show him the photo"
Author: Inorog 
Date:   09-29-09 06:18

"... and this is the rear view!"

Enjoy ;-)

 La vierge et Obamacare
Author: Inorog 
Date:   12-23-09 07:09

Les commentaires dans le weblog de Dawkins sont beaucoup plus int√?¬©ressants que l'article de Chuck Norris comme tel.

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